

I was busy sulking in my room after meeting with a bunch of boring dealers all day wishing that I was back in Spencerville with all the City/Native Lakers when I got kidnapped by two hot babes and pulled into a bar when all of a sudden all of this dirty dancing started happening. I PROMISE I will never leave Spencerville again! I couldn't stop thinking about you guys, every minute of every day (and especially at night!) I know you guys had a LOT more fun than Spencer!
I am wondering what advise Captain E would provide in a situation like this!